An Almanac For Metamoderns

March 13th - Advice From a Minnesotan

Advice from a Minnesotan   How many pairs of long underwear is enough? The answer is five. Well, the answer is five if you wear boxers or briefs as the...

March 13th - Advice From a Minnesotan

Advice from a Minnesotan   How many pairs of long underwear is enough? The answer is five. Well, the answer is five if you wear boxers or briefs as the...

March 12th - Starting From Seed

Starting From Seed   Crocuses are stretching their backs and tulips have opened their mouths to drink up the spring. The day starts before the coffee percolates. A new moon shines in...

March 12th - Starting From Seed

Starting From Seed   Crocuses are stretching their backs and tulips have opened their mouths to drink up the spring. The day starts before the coffee percolates. A new moon shines in...

March 11th - The June Beetle: A Play in Three Acts

The June Beetle: A Play in Three Acts    Introduction:   June Beetles seem to have no sense. They fly willy nilly until they run into things, and then, with...

March 11th - The June Beetle: A Play in Three Acts

The June Beetle: A Play in Three Acts    Introduction:   June Beetles seem to have no sense. They fly willy nilly until they run into things, and then, with...

March 7th - Books on the Shelf

Books on the Shelf   The books on the bookshelf haven’t always gotten along – a collection in conflict – hard to identify any running themes that would show the...

March 7th - Books on the Shelf

Books on the Shelf   The books on the bookshelf haven’t always gotten along – a collection in conflict – hard to identify any running themes that would show the...

March 6th - Universal Denial

Universal Denial   Due to an anomaly in the 6th and 7th dimensions, we all are living out a collective dreamlike existence even though we're all actually dead. The world ending...

March 6th - Universal Denial

Universal Denial   Due to an anomaly in the 6th and 7th dimensions, we all are living out a collective dreamlike existence even though we're all actually dead. The world ending...

March 5th - Aspen Grove Fairyland

Aspen Grove Fairyland   Everyone knows that an aspen grove is where the fairies live. Their quaking leaves lull wanderers in, mesmerizing them with their whispering wind language. This allows...

March 5th - Aspen Grove Fairyland

Aspen Grove Fairyland   Everyone knows that an aspen grove is where the fairies live. Their quaking leaves lull wanderers in, mesmerizing them with their whispering wind language. This allows...