March 6th - Universal Denial
Universal Denial
Due to an anomaly in the 6th and 7th dimensions, we all are living out a collective dreamlike existence even though we're all actually dead. The world ending event was perpetuated by a couple of bored interdimensional teens on November 7th, 2001. "Yes, it's been over for a while now," stated Dr. Lolalia Wiltcher of the AAAS in her official report published in Science. "That's the prevailing theory anyway. Our team discovered footage of the event about a year ago. It was shocking to see the world end and yet... here we are," she said in a later interview. "Two things are clear: 1. A meteor appeared suddenly out of nowhere, and 2. There were two individuals riding on it and making obscene gestures toward the EOS systems on the satellite. From that footage, we can reasonably surmise that two immature lifeforms were surfing rocks through wormholes that unfortunately crashed into the Earth."
The result was multiple catastrophic world-ending events. The level 2 meteor struck the Earth on the 39th parallel in the East Sea near Korea, setting off a chain of volcanoes. Regardless of what happened next, the Earth was already headed for a Dark Age from the volcanic ash erupting with such force that much of it reached orbital heights above the ozone layer of the stratosphere. "We can almost be thankful for what happened next," said Dr. Wiltcher in the same interview. "That would have been a slow death for most terrestrial life. Not surprisingly, the rest of our world-extinction event was just politics."
North Korea's Kim Jong-il mistakenly identified the meteor as a US led nuclear strike and retaliated by unleashing the entirety of his nuclear capabilities on many of Europe's capitals. The meteor also set off an underwater earthquake that in turn set off the largest recorded tsunami in human history that devastated the coastal cities throughout East Asia. Russia took the opportunity to launch its arsenal as a preemptive strike on the US. The volcanic ash in the atmosphere effectively disabled the United States' SDI missile defense system and multiple zones were hit. Likewise in the US, and even with a complete lack of information on the missiles' origins, the top brass saw this as an opportunity to strike at all of America's enemies with relative immunity. Russia, North Korea, China, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Cuba, and for some reason Haiti, were struck in the following volley. However, enough time had lapsed between the 2nd and 3rd volleys that many of those nations had launched their arsenals as well. Even those without nuclear capacity launched their rockets in a last effort to destroy their enemies. Within 24 hours, the entire planet was covered in a toxic cloud of nuclear fallout and even the most remote settlements were doomed.
Though we still have many unanswered questions, it appears that we've somehow maintained a level of continued and progressive consciousness as if nothing happened. What scientists have started calling Universal Denial, or UD, in the little understood ethersphere of human generated time-varying electric currents - consisting of strings of electrons held together by some as-of-yet unidentified force of nature - daily life has gone on exactly as it would have. "Nothing has really changed," said Dr. Wiltcher, "except the death part and the total destruction of the planet, we suggest just moving on with your life."