April 22nd - Cat Joke
Cat Joke
A cat walks into a bar and says, "A round on me! I quit my job at the string factory. I kneaded a change - something with purr-pose. Also, the boss was always be-litter-ing me. I could only be pussed so far.
"Aren't you worried about making enough scratch?" asks the bartender.
The cat pulls out his wallet and lays the mew-ney down. "I'll never be a paw-per, my wife's family has a lot of mew-la. Besides, I always land on my feet. Puss, that job was clawful."
"Any ideas what you're gonna do meow?"
"I'd feline if I knew. Maybe I could be an eye doctor and cure cataracts."
"That's like an 8 year pedigree."
"You've got to be kitten me. Are you paw-sitive?"
"Purr-ty certain. Here's your whisker-sour."
"Purr-fect."